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Aug 10, 2013 2:05am EDT
a louisiana posse who came. i don't know if they showed up for my birthday or just came because they felt like it but we have louisiana ladies in the house. laura badeaux and her crowd. >> they are here just in time for my friday funny. this joke came from maggie camden on facebook. thank you. a man takes a seat next to a pirate with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch. the man says, i have to ask, what happened to your leg. the pirate gets a sad look on his face and begins telling the tale of a fierce sea battle in which his leg was hit by a cannon ball. the man says, that's incredible. is that how you lost your hand, too? the pirate says, no, and starts telling a different wild tale of swashbuckling sword flight that took his hand. now the man who is by this point transfixed by the captain can't help but ask, and what happened to your eye? the pirate says, well, a flock of seagulls flew over me ship. i turned my head skyward and a dropping fell right in my eye. the man laughs and says, that's not true. you couldn't have lost your eye because of seagull poop. the pirate looks at the man and
NBC
Aug 9, 2013 2:05am EDT
, cairo, egypt, b, new orleans, louisiana, c, norman, oklahoma, or, d, san francisco. >> san francisco. >> sorry. looking for norman, oklahoma. ♪ oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain ♪ >> by the way, almost every morning when i walk in the makeup room what do you say? >> i go oh -- ♪ hoda woman ♪ when the wind starts whipping round the plain ♪ >> every morning. >> it usually gets a laugh. anyway. what's the second one, willie boy? >> here's the next question. this is leslie. kathie lee says hoda's best asset is, a, her feet, b, her hair, c, her legs or d, her butt if you'll forgive the term. >> i'm going to say her butt. >> ooh, sorry. looking for her feet, actually. >> nobody watches our show. >> she's got the most beautiful feet in the whole world. but she also has unbelievable legs and a good butt, too. so it's a tough one. but i do love her feet. i don't know what that says about me, but i love them. >> all righty then. anyhoo. i don't like this game. >> we're getting rid of a lot of this inventory on your paperback, which is good news. here's karen. hoda
NBC
Aug 19, 2013 9:00am EDT
to louisiana. there's a "duck dynasty" star who might rung for congress. you know the dude with the long beards, one of the friendlier guys on "duck dynasty." the republican strategists are trying to push him to run for one of the open seats that came up. >> he would definitely win. he is really popular. >> and it's almost a given he would get it if he ran. but he said he feels like he doesn't have the time to commit to running for congress. do you know how much they make per episode? $200,000, split amongst all of them. >> how many of them is there? >> enough. >> we're in the wrong hustle. >> why aren't we on "duck dynasty"? >> this tdude is start. he should take everyone hunting. under the new ramification. >> under the new what? >> under the ramification of the new salary thing. >> the what? >> you used the word in the wrong sentence, dude. >> used the word in a wrong sentence. are you serious? >> a new show called ""duck dynasty ". >>> the rav 4 makes the journey as amazing as the destination. smart, stylish and down for whatever. toyota, let's go places. >>> next -- >> liam hemsworth and j
NBC
Aug 10, 2013 3:00am EDT
is about not giving it back, but you can't because you've already won. josh in louisiana, josh? >> caller: boo-yah, jim. >> what's up? >> caller: hey, i was just wondering how you use the futures market to judge how the market would do throughout the day. >> i hate it. i won't use it. i think people who use it are lazy. they are just simply looking at how europe was or asia was in making the termination. forget about it. we trade stocks, not futures. that's quite simple. you've got more tools for your survival now. we have -- we don't own too many stocks, right? we know we should use -- limit the number of speculative stocks because they tend to trade together. we know that diversification is key. i call it the only free lunch and we know to focus on high-yielders particularly in times of trouble to reduce your risk. stay with cramer. >>> sitting on the sidelines because of all the uncertainty in the market? >> thanks for turning my portfolio from mean to green. >> that's what i want to hear. >> with over 25 years of experience in bull and bear markets, let coach cramer show you how to pl
NBC
Aug 9, 2013 7:00am EDT
down in the club while the playboy does it and y'all get louisiana club shuts down a hundred super model ♪ ♪ hey i heard you were a wild one oooh ♪ ♪ if i took you home it' d be a home run ♪ ♪ show me how you do ♪ i wanna shut down the club with you ♪ ♪ hey i heard you like the wild ones ♪ ♪ oooh ♪ party rocker foot-show stopper. number one club popper ♪ ♪ got a hang over like too much vodka ♪ ♪ so cool. no doubt by tend of the night got the clothes coming off till i make that move ♪ ♪ all black shades when the sun come through ♪ ♪ what happens to the body it's a private show ♪ ♪ stays right here private ♪ i like them untamed don't tell me how pain ♪ ♪ hey i heard you were a wild one ♪ ♪ oooh ♪ if i took you home itd be a home run ♪ ♪ show me how you do ♪ i want to shut down the club with you ♪ ♪ hey i heard you like the wild ones ♪ ♪ oooh ♪ i am a wild one break me in ♪ saddle me up and let's begin ♪ i am a wild one tame me now ♪ running with wolfes and i'm on the prowl ♪ ♪ show you another side of m
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